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Conversation A.D. 33

May 11th, 2007

• Do the Right Thing4
  • Maybe I'm not giving it a fair shake, but it seemed like the most expensive student film I'd ever seen.

April 6th, 2007

• Mean Girls4
  • Crap

March 7th, 2007

• Babel4
  • Bad.

December 22nd, 2006

• Adventures in Babysitting4

December 18th, 2006

• Head Trauma4

December 12th, 2006

• Thank You for Smoking4
  • Thank me for snoring.

December 10th, 2006

• Raw Force4
  • Hysterically bad.

December 9th, 2006

• Black Snake Moan4

November 14th, 2006

• Nacho Libre4
  • Disappointing.

November 12th, 2006

• The Brood4
  • I wish people would stop asking me to watch Cronenberg movies.

October 1st, 2006

• Jeux d'enfants4
  • Throw-away story with some Amelie and Wes Anderson wannabe "magic"

July 30th, 2006

• Wolf Creek4
  • Huge potential that falls totally flat. The begining was great tension and the end was dull dull dull.

June 4th, 2006

• Match Point4
  • Terrible.

March 19th, 2006

• Nashville4
  • One man's classic film is another man's 2 HOURS and 40 MINUTES of torturous self-indulgent bullshit.

March 4th, 2006

• Kids in the Hall: Same Guys, New Dresses4
  • Pretty boring, I'm sad to say.
• The Constant Gardener4
  • For some reason, I thought I'd like this. It seemed like they had about 4 pages of script and thought they could make up the rest with loving montages of a character they failed to make me love.

February 19th, 2006

• The Yin and Yang of Mr. Go4
  • Hilarious.

December 12th, 2005

• Drum4
  • Some funny lines, but overall long and stupid.

October 16th, 2005

• The Interpreter4
  • This was skating along at a 5 with its worst crime being that it was boring, but by the 4th day of the film, it became unbearable. I keep trying to like Pollack, but I just can't find anything there.

September 18th, 2005

• Taking Lives4
  • Cliched and predictable throughout.

September 4th, 2005

• Sin City4

July 17th, 2005

• Cure4
  • Confusing, disappointing and way way too long.

July 4th, 2005

• White Noise4

June 25th, 2005

• Bad Santa4
  • Some laughs, but overall a pretty bad movie.

March 29th, 2005

• Runaway Jury4
  • Runaway bowel movement.

March 25th, 2005

• EuroTrip4
  • I don't know why I watched it either.

February 6th, 2005

• Three Days of the Condor4
  • Strong start that quickly tanks. Redford lacks any charisma to me.

January 19th, 2005

• The Village4
  • What a waste of time. Unlike most of the people I talked to, it wasn't the twist that I thought sucked. The whole thing sucked.
• The Forgotten4
  • Ug. I don't even know where to begin. Garbage.

January 16th, 2005

• Resident Evil: Apocalypse4
  • I had to break my "Let's get out of here!" rule. About as much plot as your below-average videogame.

January 9th, 2005

• Garden State4
  • Potential that falls flat. Too many montages. Never ever put Cold fucking Play on the same soundtrack with Nick Drake. I mean it. Don't do it. Really.
• Anchorman4
  • *sigh*

January 1st, 2005

• The Life and Death of Peter Sellers4
  • Dull. Poorly made.

December 14th, 2004

• Kung Fu Hustle4
  • Boring. CG and martial arts rarely mix and definitely not when the movie is about martial arts.
• Miss Sadie Thompson4
  • The 3-D was gorgeous, but confusing. The movie was standard Rita Hayworth garbage. On par with an Elvis movie.
• Willie McBean & His Magic Machine4
  • Dated and for kids.

November 21st, 2004

• Van Helsing4
  • The Mummy with different costumes.

November 13th, 2004

• The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)4
  • No where near as scary as the original.
• The Dunwich Horror4

October 31st, 2004

• The Beyond4
  • Story-less gore isn't really my thing.

October 24th, 2004

• The Day After Tomorrow4
  • Independence Day about weather. The hamfisted delivery of the eco-message made even a tree-hugger like me wince.

October 16th, 2004

• Cabin Fever4
  • A full point for the "pancakes" scene.

September 19th, 2004

• Monster's Ball4
  • What delicious irony that HB plays the mother of a hit-and-run victim. A political oscar if there ever was one.
• Haiku Tunnel4

August 9th, 2004

• Try Seventeen4
  • The things I'll endure for a little Franka

August 2nd, 2004

• The Poseidon Adventure4

June 6th, 2004

• Bubba Ho-tep4

May 10th, 2004

• The In-Laws 4
  • Slaughtering a classic.

May 8th, 2004

• The Last Samurai4

May 3rd, 2004

• Friday4

April 15th, 2004

• In The Mouth of Madness4

April 4th, 2004

• Identity4

March 28th, 2004

• The Visitors4

March 27th, 2004

• Murder With Mirrors4

February 26th, 2004

• A Farewell To Arms4