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Conversation A.D. 33
One: Have you heard the news?
Two: No, what's happened?
One: The good Lord has come down in human form and had himself killed!
Two: To what end?
One: With this act, the Devil is hoodwinked and all humanity saved!
Two: Gosh, that's simply lovely.
- This Film Is Not Yet Rated3
- I want to start by saying that I agree with this films primary and ancillary premises. Unfortunately that isn't enough. This is an exceptionally poor film. It meanders, it offers dubious "facts" and worst of all comes off as a huge self-promotion vehicle for the filmmaker. Sucked.
- Miami Vice3
- Holy shit. Did Mann suffer a severe blow to the head or something? Horrible.
- Mission: Impossible III3
- Everything I thought it would be.
- Rocky Balboa3
- I'm tempted to give this a 1 because of the reaction this film received. People loved it and that makes me sad and disappointed. Stallone has opened his bowels into cinema for the last 20 years and now that he's old and has a self-referential-to-the-point-of-remake script he gets a pass? No thanks. It's the same old shit.
- The Da Vinci Code3
- Dull dull dull. Cliched and predictable. I haven't read the book nor do I intend to.
- Four Brothers3
- Painfully stupid. Dialog that wouldn't make it into a video game.
- Mr. & Mrs.Smith3
- This might be the most boring movie I've ever seen.
- District 133
- Really really stupid. Next to no action. What little action there was sucked.
- Flightplan3
- If you saw the preview and thought it looked stupid, it's every bit as stupid as you might imagine. If you saw the preview and didn't think it looked stupid, you'll probably love it.
- What the #$*! Do We Know!?3
- I don't even know what to say about this. Really bad.
- Saw3
- Bad writing. Bad acting! Bad. Not scary. Really stupid (although not as bad/stupid as Boogeyman.)
- Macaroni3
- They must have really wanted to work together.
- It's Alive!3
- Harry Knowles 0, Bad movies 1
- Thirteen3
- A dense over-the-top after-school special.
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Graphs
Average rating:
6 (rounded)
Number of votes: 452
Days since first vote: 1585
Movies/day:
0.29
| Rating | Votes | Meaning |
|---|
| 1 | 3 | Anathema. |
| 2 | 9 | So bad it's offensive. |
| 3 | 38 | So bad that it's not even fun to make fun of it. |
| 4 | 55 | Bad. |
| 5 | 74 | An average film. Nothing special. |
| 6 | 123 | Above average. |
| 7 | 98 | A film that I'd gladly see again. |
| 8 | 43 | A film that I'd gladly see several times. |
| 9 | 8 | An amazing film, I'll seek it out again and again. |
| 10 | 1 | The upper crust. Films that change everything. |